JOKES

Due to my Heavy workload, i wouldn be able to blog this few days, therefore post a joke to keep my blog alive. =) 

What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”

That’s Direct

Marketing

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you and says, He’s

very

rich. Marry him.”

That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”

That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a

drink.

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a

ride, and then say, “By the way,

I’m very rich “Will you marry me?”

That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich, I want to marry you.”

That’s Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me”

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That’s Customer Feedback!

Published in:  on April 25, 2007 at 1:20 am Comments (11)

OFFICAL OPENING

My blog MISTERANG.WORDPRESS.COMis officially opened!!!

In conjunction with this big event, i am going to release a big news!! I am enlisted for army!!!! oh gosh, i have been anticipating for this day but when i received the letter i felt omg, is coming.. i am going to enter the next chapter of my life …….

However, there is some miscommunication between my mum and dad which caused them to have a conflict just now. Felt abit sad about it.

Anyway, is opening day!! hope that my new blog do bring fun and enjoyment when u all are reading it. CheerS!!!!

Published in:  on April 20, 2007 at 4:06 pm Comments (8)

BVMB

Actually i did wrote a post on this topic but i don know how it went missing. Nvm…

WELL WELL WELL, CONGRATS to bvmb for getting a 2nd consecutive sliver medal.

Quite jealous actually. why why why?? why they can get i cannot =(

Based on the performance on sat when i visited them, it didnt look very promising, somemore with a strength of 30 members only. This shows what?? this shows that they are very very very focus on that day and  is quality not quantity !!!!

Think Mr Hoe wouldn leave already, can see he loves bukitview very much if not he wouldn be staying for so long.

One of my regrets that i never able to have a sliver medal for my career with the bvmb. 

ANYWAY, CONGRATS CONGRATS and CONGRATS BVMB ROXS!!!

Published in:  on April 19, 2007 at 6:54 am Comments (2)

OPENING

WOOHOO!!!!

after 2 weeks of test runs, misterang is going to be ready for opening =)

i have chose a auspicious date which is 21 April 2007 to be the official opening of my blog.

Counting down to opening : 3 days

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S.H.E 10th Album

WOOHOO!! my idol S.H.E is releasing their 10th album “PLAY”
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S.H.E 10th Album [PLAY]
Release Date(Whole asia): 11 May 2007(Fri)
Pre Order Date(TW): 25th April 2007
Pre Order Gifts: To be confirmed!!

Album includes:
10 Tracks of new songs
-Lao Po(Lyric: Selina, Melody: Ella)
-Shuo Ni Ai Wo(Lyric: Hebe)
-Hao Xing Qing Just Be Yourself(Written by David Tao)

Preview:

S.H.E化身[PLAY GIRL花花女郎] PLAY造型、玩音樂!
十張專輯有成 S.H.E獻出創作處女作晉身[才女] !
SELINA、ELLA聯手創作[老婆] 唱到落淚!HEBE[說你愛我]一次OK!S.H.E的第十張專輯「PLAY」讓Selina、Hebe和Ella三個小女生「玩」瘋了,不但在造型上玩創意,巧扮[PLAY GIRL花花女郎] ,更是在音樂上大玩特玩,獻出首次處女創作,要讓歌迷看到全新突破的S.H.E。Ella搶先透露:「這次新專輯裡啟用了三位優秀創作人的作品喔!」Hebe在一旁幫腔:「沒錯,其中一位高學歷、身材火辣、前凸後翹的創作人,寫出來的詞讓我們看了就感動到鼻酸。」Selina也加油添醋:「還有一位是麻雀雖小但身材曲線玲瓏有致、美若天仙,而且嗓音甜美,文采驚人。第三位則是有中性美的戲劇一姐,她歌唱、戲劇、主持一把抓,簡直跟蛙人沒兩樣,她寫出來的曲……還 OK啦!」Ella聽到差點沒昏倒,氣著大叫:「妳們就愛欺負我!」

出道已經近六年的S.H.E,雖然以前就曾經嚐試創作,但真正收錄進專輯裡則是第一次。「老婆」描寫的是S.H.E三人的姊妹情誼,原來平時Selina、Hebe和Ella就會互稱「老婆」,不過Selina笑說:「只有Ella,不是老婆,我們都直接叫她陳嘉樺。」HEBE更不留情:「所以ELLA這次賺到了!」也這首歌讓S.H.E在錄音室裡唱到哭,「因為歌詞完全是我們真實心情的寫照!」為這首歌譜曲的Ella表示,她不會彈琴,所以所有音樂都在她的腦子裡,只要一有靈感,她馬上就會衝進公司把歌曲旋律錄下來,她謙虛地說:「我沒什麼文采,所以詞交給別人寫就好了。」歌詞是Selina在洗澡時候寫出來的,她得意地說:「我光是想到這些詞就已經熱淚盈眶了,看我多麼emotional啊!」

Hebe則是獨自填了一首「說你愛我」的詞,她害羞地說:「其實我很不好意思把自己的作品給別人看,所以還是趁著名作詞人施人誠施大哥去上廁所的時候,偷偷把隨身碟插在他的電腦上,然後躲到隔壁房間。」幾分鐘後,Hebe突然聽到施人誠驚呼,緊張的Hebe心想:「慘了!一定是我寫的不好,被退貨。」沒想到隨即又聽到施人誠大叫一聲:「中!」最後這首「說你愛我」的詞一字未改,讓Hebe非常興奮。

 First hit: <中国话> making of MV preview :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_24lZXfVhc&mode=related&search=

Picture and Preview taken from: www.she-forum.sg

Published in:  on April 17, 2007 at 2:47 pm Comments (6)

BAND VISIT

Today went back to BukitView to give some support to the band for their upcoming SYF. (Although i don know anyone and they also don know who am i.) At least the conductor still remember us, so not too bad. lol. This year the standard .. erm… not very good ba. i don like the sound they produce, technically also not very good. so all the best to you all. keep my finger cross on the result. =X

 today the bvss Chinese dance also had their rehearsal. i am shock. they have about 20 people in theteam not like the previous years where they only have about 5-7 . They change their instructor too. Heard from one of the teachers from BVSS, that the malay dance and indian dance got sliver for their SYF and they are building a dance studio . Therefore, this shows that the school invested alot of the dance club and forget about band. HAIZ..

When i visited the band, many memories started to flash across my mind. Good and bad, sad and happy. Compare with the current system of how the band function, i think they missed alot of wonderful things. Never regret joining the band =)

Published in:  on April 15, 2007 at 12:54 pm Comments (1)

JOKES

PRESCRIPTION

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.” The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now. That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

Published in:  on April 12, 2007 at 12:56 am Leave a Comment

Late for work for the first time

i was late for work on monday, not because i woke up late but it was the MRT services was disrupted. i was at the station at 740am. As i thought it was still early so i decide to miss the train that has just arrived. However, it was my nightmare.

Nightmare NO 1

i looked at the time display board and noticed that there no count down minutes counter on the board. i wait and wait, finally it shows 6 mins. when the train arrived, it was 755 and it was packed with people. OMG.. i am going to be late. when the second trian comes it was already 8 am, luckily i managed to squeeze in.

Nightmare NO 2

The train toward pasir ris didnt get any better. As it was packed and the train was shaky, i don have any things to support on. So when the train shakes, my backhand( didnt did it on purpose) slice the skirt of the lady infront of me. Therefore, the lady thought i am a going to molest her. Come on… she isnt pretty at all who want to touch her.. She must understand the situation that i have nothing to support on! If i was given a chance i wouldn want to “slice” her skirt.

well Finally i reached the office at 9am. =(

 The reason why the service is disrupted is because at woodlands Mrt there was a guy fainted near the edge of the platform. He was knocked by the train, but didnt die.

Published in:  on April 11, 2007 at 5:52 am Leave a Comment

JOKES

A joke to share

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can’t hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning “I”, pointed to his knee meaning “need”, then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, “What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw! “.

The other guy says, “I knew that! I was just trying to tell you – I’m coming!” 

“Önly for your personal viewing, please do not distribute!!”

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TESTING

well, everything needs a test run , so do my new blog. I have moved house , from blogspot to wordpress. Hence i am not quite familiar with the functions available for me.

In construction terms, this is call testing and commissioning, where i have to check everything is working condition,function the way is suppose to be functioning, before i officially open this blog to the public.

 when this period is over, i will annnouced via my old blog and msn to notify to the public. so mean while let me figure it out how does wordpress works before i officially blog.. =)

Published in:  on at 1:03 am Comments (2)